i'm just complaining as a proper new yorker should.

Is it a lawn gnome? Is it a cattle proder? No, it's kaleidoscope-Man! More jangly than a semi-aquatic moose! able to go out on the town with a tin foil hat- digesting goat byproducts in a single leaping leotard!ALL YOUR GANGLION ARE BELONG TO US!did the weirdest thing 20 minutes ago, i went to mcdonald's to steal sugar for my cawffee then went pee, there was a smelly lady in the stall, who left her newly purchased coffee by the sink...I walked off with it. so now i have lots of coffee. hence my rambling.ok so do i look like a fucking people person? there are hundreds of empty computer consoles in this place and this shmoo has to sit right next to me and ask how to work the fucking thing and to basically type for him. Why do people like to make me an impatient condescending bitch? is it my flaming red hair that screams- hey look at me i'm an information booth/tech support/jolly companion for yer asshole children.AND WHY are there ghetto flaiming homo thugs and queens prancing about this friggin early demanding attention with bitchy fUcK yous! around me none the less. Mermaid Parade and DYKE MARCH! i'm scheduled to be at a fitting for a fetish fashion show today, but fuck it they're not paying me unless i do it 4 more times.