Trail Mix bulimia & the art of nothing

The kind people Mom & Joe "the Sheaffers"... Sent a lovely care package of ramen, 3 pound container of cawffee, 4 5 pound bags of trailmix and other dried fruit medelies...I ate about 2 pounds of trail mix...I don't recall wanting to be bulimic in my life, til now. The 2 pounds look as though I've gained 10. I look so silly! Scrawney limbs and a major pot belly =] like an ethiopian with pizzaz!I tried my roommates method of existance... I sat and watched vh1 for a billion hours. My life had been empty and unsatisfying up until now...I watched the "Awsomely Bad..." shows I feel complete. [note & insert sarcasim in there]Yes and may rabid squirrels chase your nuts.