i'm not an emotional drunk damn it

Cancer Style:Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra winewith dinner or an after work beer or six can beextra comforting, cant it, cancer darling? likefellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, crabsmust guard against lushery. Cancers arebrilliant at ferreting out secret parties andinsinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, intrue hollywood style, Cancers are never reallydrunk; instead, they get 'tired and emmotional.but there's nothing better than swappingstories (and spit) over a few bottles of inkyred wine with your faviorite Cancer. even yoursecond favorite Cancer will do. the sign alsorules the vanilla flavor, and you'd be adoredif you served up vanilla vodka and sodaAlcohoroscopes MRK 2- the stars and your drinking style brought to you by Quizilla